Corndogs + Avocados

Here are some of the things I have read lately as I research Greenland so I can write a blurb about it for Starquest Expeditions.

From The Norse Storm:
“Valhalla, was Viking heaven. The Vikings believed that if you died in a battle then you would go there but if you died peacefully then you would go to hell. ” Rats.

From the Lonely Planet World Guide for Greenland:
“Greenland’s history would read something like this: ‘Nothing much happened, nothing much happened, nothing much happened. A couple of blokes arrived but left pretty much straight away. Several decades went past - nothing much happened - and then another bloke with red hair arrived and stayed a bit longer but then after that, for about four centuries, things got really quiet and nothing much happened’.”